Runner's Diarrhea

The problem is real folks! Another account by Brad Feld: Runner's D:
     Her: “Do you work here?"
     Me: “No – I’m just on a run and I need to use the 

      bathroom”

     Her: “That’s not allowed here”
     Me: “C’mon, your not serious, pretty please?” 
      (followed by my best hurt puppy dog look)
      (Silence for about five seconds as we stare at each 
       other and I hop from foot to foot)
     Her: “Ok, but if we let anyone use the bathroom 
      here, hundreds of people would come and trash our 
      bathrooms”
     Me: “Thanks so much – I really appreciate it”